Yeah, er, happy V-day (or F-Day to some)!!

{nt} My title sums it all... :)

我有一只小毛驴
我从来也不骑
有一天我心血来潮
骑着它去赶街。。。

我手里拿着小皮鞭
我心里真得意
不知怎么我哗啦啦啦啦
摔了一身泥

ok, so that was random. :P translations next time. :P